we were discussing how she and my dad are redoing my room while I’m overseas. She told me that they had moved most of my furnature out and are putting new carpet in this weekend.
The awkward part came when my mom informed me that while moving she had found my condoms, lube and vibrator. If you knew mom my at all this normally would be a frightening concept. But ever since I came out to her everything else seems to matter less.
So there we were talking about vibrators and lube over Skype. I never thought I would have such a nonchalant, cavalier conversation about sex toys with my mother. Lol








